âš¡ Thou shalt not troll unless thou art a Jester of Virtue.
âš¡ He who speaks in CAPS LOCK hath declared himself a Warlord.
âš¡ Lo! The sacred GIFs must be spread with wisdom and mirth.
âš¡ Honor the memes, for they are the essence of the digital world.
âš¡ Thy password must be mighty, lest ye fall to the hackers of darkness.
âš¡ Seeketh the truth before thou shareth, lest thou spread falsehood.
The Gods of the Internet Watching Over Us
Gloriously Written by: Shreyash Srivastva
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âš¡ Verily, all broken links must be cast into the abyss.
âš¡ Whosoever shareth a meme shall be blessed thrice.
âš¡ Beware the forsaken pop-up ads, for they are the work of digital tricksters.
âš¡ He who useth "u" instead of "you" in sacred debates shall be cast into the void.
âš¡ Respect the elders of the forum, for they hold the wisdom of the ancient posts.
âš¡ Let not the flame wars rage, lest the internet be consumed in digital fire.